so yeah....
yesterday, a woman came in to pay a late fine on her movie. and instead of just leaving, she decided to tell me about politics. she told me about how the bush family does cocaine, and they are spending all our money on iraq. then she decides to quote from a bunch of different books, and starts telling me about michael moore, and how her son is looking stuff up online about how the army is brainwashed. then she goes on to tell me that there is a conspiracy that the government is going to unleash a smallpox plague on us and have us all die. then she tells me that the kids now adays arent protesting enough, and she used to be wild. but as she is talking to me, she whips out a bottle of eyedrops and starts putting them in her eyes!!! what the fuck??? and donovan was around, and i kept looking at him with annoyed eyes, trying to make the lady stop talking to me. but there was nothing we could do... and the store was dead, so she kept on blabbering to me. but the funniest part about the whole thing is that she had bright pink lipstick on her teeth the entire time!!! ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
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Don't bump my Greg post!
Crazy customers. I mean, sure, the bush family does cocaine. But eye drops, that's just kooky.
By Branden, at 2:11 AM
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